THE FIVE FOOTER SHOOTER

By way of Vallejo, CA, Artie Valenzuela is a stand up comedian who dreamt of being the funniest person at the family party; but since that won’t happen, he just sticks to the stage. Artie brings his Bay Area Fil-Am life experiences to comedy clubs around California from The Punch Line Sacramento to The Comedy Store. Best known for his perspective on stature, Artie strives both to be the funniest uncle and nephew when he’s on the stage.

If you would like to contact Artie for booking, please refer to his Instagram @artie.valenzuela